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Black Temple Guard
- Mi a rövidítése Madarász Endre Fakereskedés-nek?
- Maderfaker :D
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11:27 [wrongtime] este elviszlek vacsorázni
11:27 [wrongtime] utána sétálunk az őszi illatoktól megült parkban...
11:28 [wrongtime] mint egykor rég... ködbe vesző emlékeink között mi magunk
11:28 [ncsp.] he...
11:28 [ncsp.] én az ilyen nyálas szöveget nem értem ám
11:29 [wrongtime] elviszlek zabálni, aztán megduglak a parki padon, ahol először lesz*ptál!
11:29 [ncsp.] nahh.. :)))
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[19:05:53] hetvegen megyek tuntetni haverokkal :D csinaltam mar plakatot TE ELKURTAD MI MEGKURUNK
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XD
Black Temple Guard
Idézetek bash.hu-ról
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P^^t: bazzeg.. nem értem a nöket. tegnap is vettem neki virágot, mert gondoltam hátha örül neki
P^^t: erre nem elkezd sírni, h biztos megcsaltam, meg kiabált is
P^^t: fél óráig tartott, mire ledumáltam vele
P^^t: fix, h nönek többet nem veszek virágot
Xenvyy: mer nem csaltad meg?
P^^t: de, de most nem ez a lényeg
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( Sissy_18): van vmi a tv-ben..?
(@crome): tranzisztor
( Sissy_18): az mirol szol?
( Sissy_18): Akcifilmeket nem szeretm
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15:18 <@Szadista> Akkora paraszt vagy, hogy érted, mit mond Győzike.
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[14:16:33] [+z~deino] ha én lennék magyarország op-ja, banolnám a Dunát meg a Tiszát
[14:16:39] [@z~Blackman] :D
[14:16:40] [+z~N0S] :D
[14:16:44] [+z~deino] állandóan floodolnak
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:D :D :D :D :D :D
Gnome Death Knight
Ohhh.. oks. :D:D:D
Cenarion Defender
Amit küldtél.. fájdalmas volt.. :D
Southsea Pirate
:?: :?
Consortium Agent
Cranky ezért ban is járhat :P
Gnome Death Knight
Mit miért? O.o
Cenarion Defender
Arkangelll ... miért???
(Rasszista vicc (bocsi))
Bocsánat nincs, ilyen vicceket nem szeretünk itt látni. Seggbe vagy rúgva, érezd. Legközelebb súlyosabb szankciók jöhetnek. Wolverine
of the Shattered Sun
Áu.
Hát ez kábé olyan, mint amikor az ürge betelefonál, hogy miért sötét a képernyő. :)
"Chuck Norris wants to put himself in every man."
Gnome Death Knight
Hát ezen már sírtam a röhögéstől vazzeg :D
COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT . . . .
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look in the windows?
ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals,track expenses and run my business. What have you got?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?
ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: For my office?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, lets just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
ABBOTT: Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: Word in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".
COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet?
ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One.
COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need!
ABBOTT: Real One.
COSTELLO: If it's a long movie! I also want to see reel 2, 3 & 4. Can I watch them?
ABBOTT: Of course.
COSTELLO: Great! With what?
ABBOTT: Real One.
COSTELLO: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do?
ABBOTT: You click the blue "1".
COSTELLO: I click the blue one what?
ABBOTT: The blue "1".
COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue w?
ABBOTT: The blue "1" is Real One and the blue "W" is Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: But there's three words in "office for windows"!
ABBOTT: No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the world.
COSTELLO: It is?
ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there.
COSTELLO: And that word is real one?
ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even part of Office.
COSTELLO: STOP! Don't start that again. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
ABBOTT: One copy.
COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy money.
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
A FEW DAYS LATER . .
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
ABBOTT: Click on "START".........